Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.