Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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My wife."

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He was going as a banana.

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A neck-romancer

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A neck-romancer

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer