What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.