What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.