What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!