What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.