What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Branch Manager Jokes More Branch Manager Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.