Branch Manager
He didn't give a sh...
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Britney Spears
The Incredible Sulk!
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
It was stumped.
Branch manager.