What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.