What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.