What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.