What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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A lazy panda.

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.