What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.