What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.