What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.