What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar