What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio