What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.