What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink