What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!