Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar