What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.