What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.