A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Because they are all looking for their pre
80 blaze it
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He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
They were scared of sparks flying.
Ughs and kisses!
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
