A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
He hon(hon hon)s it.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Because it was A Minor.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Rise up lights
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
Secretary: My lawyer.
You use tulips.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
