What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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