What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.