What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing