What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad