Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.