Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.