What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof