What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.