What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.