What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.