What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation