What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...