Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
He came up short on his register.
They told him he was good at deriving
To run their hands through their hair
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
It had a 5 year plan
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
