Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile