Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !