What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it