What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.