What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.