What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.