What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper