What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.