What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.