What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket