What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.