What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket