What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis