Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.