What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur