Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus