Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.