Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Paypal

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.