What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!