What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum?

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