What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.