Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.