Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)