Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.