So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Weeding
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Seizure salad
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They hoe it.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Big holes in your garden
A paracetamole!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
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Your fence.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The tiger lily !
Let us spray.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
He grabs a hoe.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Chard remains.
Anything in your garden !
Chase it round the garden
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
It made him wed his plants!
A. They were really put out.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
The Garden of Eden
Take his spade away.
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Patti O'Furniture
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
Islamophobia.
Run Berry, run!
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
Whinny wants to!
A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
A cannibull
Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.
3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot
Because all of his hose had kinks.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
