Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA