Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.