Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.