What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.