How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.