Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.