Parkinson Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.