What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.