What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.