Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Because it only ate vegetables.
A visit from the university board of ethics.
A Woky Talky
Dim Sum.
China get something done.
Peter Wok
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Allah-bama.
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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Wat-heirlooms.
They're both crushed-asians
