Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
It's not hard
Because they're a diamond dozen
A Muslim
A zoo-t suit!
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
Honey, why the wrong face
Tooth hurty
Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Give us back our land!"
Both will go bad in 9 days.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Wat-heirlooms.
They're both crushed-asians
