How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry