How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.