What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"