Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.