Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.