What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Well, that's the edamame.

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They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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The p is silent.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

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Look ma, no hands!

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful