What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.