Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second