Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second