Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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They both swallow seamen.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Non Prophet Organizations

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.